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Tuesday, March 22, 2011

The Lie Clock!!



Rabri Devi died and went to heaven.

As she stood in front of Yamraj , she saw a huge wall of clocks behind...
She asked: "What are all those clocks?"

Yamraj answered: "Those are Lie Clocks. Everyone on Earthhas a Lie Clock.
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Every time some one like you lieson Earth, the hands on your clock will move once."

Oh! said Rabri: "Who's clock isthat?"

That's GautamBuddha's. The hands have never moved indicatingthat he never told a lie.

"And, whose clock is that?"

That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have only moved twice,telling us that Abraham only told 2 lies in his entire life."

Rabri asked: "Where's my Laloo's clock?"
"Laloo's clock is in my office", replied Yamraj. "I'musing it as a ceiling fan!"

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