Sunday, April 21, 2013
Saturday, April 20, 2013
There was a family with one kid. One day the mother was out and dad was in charge of the kid, who just turned three.
Someone had given the kid a little 'tea set' as a birthday gift and it was one of his favorite toys.
Daddy was in the living room engrossed in the evening news when kid brought Daddy a little cup of 'tea', which was just water. After several cups of tea and lots of praise for from father for such yummy tea, kid's Mom came home.
Dad made her wait in the living room to watch the kid bring him a cup of tea, because it was 'just the cutest thing!!'
Mom waited, and sure enough, the kid comes down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy and she watches him drink it up, then she says to him, 'Did it ever come to your mind that the only place that baby can reach to get water is the toilet??'
Labels: Only Mothers know
Friday, April 19, 2013
Thursday, April 18, 2013
Ek Aadmi Pepsi Samne Rakh Ke Udaas Baitha Tha
Dost Aaya Pepsi Ka Glass Pi Gaya
aur Bola Yaar kyu Udaas Hai ?
Aadmi Bola Yaar Aaj ka To Din hi Bura hai
Subah Biwi Se Jhagda Ho gaya,
Raste Me Car Kharab Ho gayi
0ffice Late Puhncha To Boss Ne Naukri Se Nikal Diya ..
Ab Suicide Ke Liye Pepsi Me ZAHER Milaya Tha Wo Glass Bhi tu Pee Gaya :!!!:( :P
Ab bolo ...
Har ek friend jaruri hota hai :D
Labels: Har ek friend jaruri hota hai
Wednesday, April 17, 2013
A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, "Relatives of yours?"
"Yep," the wife replied, "in-laws."
W O R D S
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day...
30,000 to a man's 15,000.
The wife replied, "The reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men...
The husband then turned to his wife and asked, "What?"
A man said to his wife one day, "I don't know how you can be so stupid and so beautiful all at the same time." The wife responded, "Allow me to explain . God made me beautiful so you would be attracted to me;
God made me stupid so I would be attracted to you!"
The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece.
SEND THIS TO SMART WOMEN WHO NEED A LAUGH AND TO MEN YOU THINK CAN HANDLE IT !!
Saturday, April 06, 2013
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