A couple had never fought in 25 years ..
A friend asked the husband - " How do you manage? "
Husband replied - It all started when we went on a honeymoon to south africa for horse-riding... During the horse ride ,the horse my wife was riding jumped and she fell ,she got up ,patted it and said "This is your 1st time !"
After a while ,it happened again.She got up & said "This is your 2nd time" . When it happened the 3rd time she took out a gun and shot it
I shouted at her "Oh MYY GOD! YOU PSYCHO!!!You killed the horse" ..she gave me a grave look & said "This is your 1st time"
Ever since then we've been very happy:(