Women live a Better, Longer & Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY?

Q- You know why women love shoes?
A- Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit..

Q- Why can't Women Drive well?
A- Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them..

Q- Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle?
A- There are no Shopping Centers..

Q- How to save a Dying Woman?
A- Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere..

Q- If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?
A- Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day..
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The woman who invented the phrase "All men
are the same" was a Chinese woman who lost
her husband in a crowd.
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BEWARE OF FEMALE DRIVERS:

After Accident, Driver Angrily said -
I showed you the Headlights and told u let
me go first.........

Female Driver- I also started the Wipers
and said No, No, No..

Driver fainted !!!
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There are 3 kinds of men in this
world.
Some remain single and make
wonders happen. Some have
girlfriends and see wonders happen.
Rest get married and wonder what
happened=))
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 Puri LIFE ko Sudhaarne k liye ek
WIFE kafi hai, Par ek WIFE ko
sudhaarne k liye puri LIFE bhi kam
hai, -
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Wives are magicians. ..... . . . . . . . . . .
They can change anything into an argument
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Women live a Better, Longer &
Peaceful Life, as compared to men.
WHY? A very INTELLIGENT Sardar
replied: Women don't have a wife!