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A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'

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Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth.

Why?

Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'

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1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

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Santa! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!

At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!

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On romantic date sardar's gf asks him:

'Darling! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'

He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'

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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

What will come first, chicken or egg?

Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

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Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji

He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'

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What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?

He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

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Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?

They cannot find the eleven on the phone.

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Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop.

Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.

Wife: Why?

Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.

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Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror! 

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What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins???? 

The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...

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Santa at its best- Public Toilet me Likha Tha DUNIYA Chand pe Pahunch Gai or tu Yahi Betha he?


Santa ne niche Likh diya- Bas Dho ke ja raha hun..
Wahan pani nahi hai na..:)