If you are crying, send me your tears...

A wife, 

being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text: 

“If you are sleeping, 

send me your dreams.


If you are laughing, 

send me your smile.


If you are eating, 

send me a bite.


If you are drinking 

send me a sip.

 If you are crying, 

send me your tears.



I love you!

The husband, 

typically 

unromantic, 

replied, 

"I

 am

 in 

the 

toilet.



Please advise.."