Wife or Girlfriend??!

          Wife or Girlfriend

A physicist, a mathematician and a computer scientist discuss what is better: a wife or a girlfriend. 

The physicist: "A girlfriend. You still have freedom to experiment."


The mathematician: "A wife. You have security."


The computer scientist: "Both.

When I'm not with my wife, she thinks I'm with my girlfriend. With my girlfriend it's vice versa.

And I can be with my computer without anyone disturbing me..."